Wide Eyed...

falltoofast @ 2003-09-16T13:54:00

2003-09-16T01:56:39Z

i've only been at school six days this term????
are we in week seven?
hey you little bitch, you know who you are.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOIN TO THE ZOO TODAY???????????
i had my first exam hehe. i didnt pay the fees but i think i passed so i can still feel goods about myself
how were yours?
im eating so much marshmall;ows i think im having a heart attack someone tell zebedee i love her!
holy shit someone write me a stupid essay on catherine mansfield that i can copy and paste into my brain
whats a superimposed image?

happy national penis day!!!

falltoofast @ 2003-08-02T15:02:00

2003-08-02T03:03:31Z

sorry iwasasleep: hey
sorry iwasasleep: do you have any american in you?
xdespina: i was born in florida
sorry iwasasleep: you screwed up my pick up line.
xdespina: aw
xdespina: ill pretend im not
sorry iwasasleep: do you want any?
sorry iwasasleep: wai
sorry iwasasleep: tlets start over
sorry iwasasleep: do you have any american in you/
xdespina: nope
sorry iwasasleep: you want some?
xdespina: OMG
xdespina: I LOVE YOU
xdespina: I TOTALLY CANT WAIT TO HANG OUT
sorry iwasasleep: hahah
sorry iwasasleep: awwww

falltoofast @ 2003-06-18T19:53:00

2003-06-18T07:54:28Z

xdespina: im in the future
landlockedblues: what's it like?
xdespina: if your wednesdays anything like mine, itll rain all day and your eye will hurt because of stupid effin contacts, but you will pass your art assignment but also get a new maths one
landlockedblues: that sounds marvelous
landlockedblues: a rainy day in new zealand
landlockedblues: i would kill for that.
xdespina: ew its horrible
landlockedblues: today was all sunny in southern california ew
landlockedblues: i hate sun
xdespina: i would love that
landlockedblues: and i hate california
xdespina: lets trade places

falltoofast @ 2003-04-15T18:01:00

2003-04-14T21:52:18Z

5 of your favourite drugstore items:
1. eyeliner.
2. hair tyes.
3. Seba Med face wash.
4. those fangle dangle shampoo's shaped like Barbie's etc.
5. medicine if needed.

5 Reasons why you do/don't use drugs:
1. Because it hurts when people tell me I'll turn out just like my dad because it "runs in the genes".
2. Because I'll turn out like my dad.
3. Because I'll turn out like my dad.
4. Because I'll turn out like my dad.
5. Because I'll turn out like my dad.

5 Things you loved about elementary school:
1. I loved my teacher.
2. KISS AND CATCH.
3. Making out with Ben under the Black Widow bush in the Wild Area.
4. doing no work.
5. I was a hardcore gangsta.

5 Things you plan to do in the near future:
1. Get a better job.
2. Buy some clothes.
3. Make up with Hannah.
4. Get off the fucking computer.
5. Go live with my mum

5 Things you say the most:
1. "uhh"
2. fuck.
3. YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
4. NO! Get out of my house!
5. cheers.

5 Things That Scare You:
1. bugs. any and all.
2. my cat dying.
3. car crashes.
4. those white gangsta girls along Queen St who wear bandana's on their heads and look at you in a mean way when you walk past.
5. kids who are "steppin'".

5 Things That Make You Laugh:
1. Hannah.
2. Being tickled.
3. "Uh Oh! A House!"....Hannah and I's most famous inside joke.
4. Porn.
5. Diego when he's really stupid.

5 Things That Make You Angry
1. Stupid people.
2. my dad
3. Coca Cola.
4. when people hate me.
5. ugly arrogant people.

5 Things You Love:
1. music.
2. Joey, he's a thing, MY thing.
3. being intimidating to Kylie and Britney.
4. being called by the DJ kids.
5. Darcy.

5 Things You Can't Do:
1. touch my nose with my tongue.
2. pout my lips and look hot while doing it.
3. not be shy.
4. dance.
5. sleep in past 9.30

falltoofast @ 2003-04-14T10:15:00

2003-04-13T22:17:20Z

Here are those pics I said I would deliver:

We're a couple of MFers.

With a little Mattitude, you can improve your Mattributes and succeed. THAT'S no twist of fate.

This is Eric

2003-04-13T06:49:53Z

I was going to make the coolest looking Version 1 picture on this, but LJ is being an ass so I shall create a picture and post it to show you ALL!

falltoofast @ 2003-04-13T05:07:00

2003-04-12T08:56:39Z

rararararar take that jamie. I WIN I WIN I WIN

falltoofast @ 2003-04-13T01:22:00

2003-04-12T05:09:37Z

YasthesunsetsY: hahaha
YasthesunsetsY: guess what
sadgirlslosex: what
YasthesunsetsY: i have to pee
sadgirlslosex: go then
sadgirlslosex: lol
sadgirlslosex: bart simpson says its bad to hang on
YasthesunsetsY: haha =-O
sadgirlslosex: ITS TRUE

Auto response from YasthesunsetsY: bart simpson says its bad to hang on

falltoofast @ 2003-04-04T01:09:00

2003-04-03T05:04:23Z

aww my boys. joey <3 and it says where mikey is

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL54/963138/1782575/22730721.jpg

i carnt wait to go to florida.

falltoofast @ 2003-04-04T01:09:00

2003-04-03T05:04:12Z

aww my boys. joey <3 and it says where mikey is

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL54/963138/1782575/22730721.jpg

falltoofast @ 2003-04-01T05:06:00

2003-03-31T08:57:38Z

-=Slytherin=- Cunning and determined to get your
way, you are either a good person to have on
your side, or someone to get out of the way of.
You know what you want and the quickest way to
get it. So what if you have to look over
someone's shoulder to get the answer. If you
get a good score you'll get a better grade,
that's what it's all about, sharing, right?
You're going to get what you want, even if it
means squashing the little people under your
heel.

The Sorting Hat quiz
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http://www.mugglenet.com/images/draco11l.jpg

yay malfoy.

falltoofast @ 2003-03-31T23:59:00

2003-03-31T03:46:51Z

I hate it when you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair

I hate the way you drive your car

I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots

And the way you read my mind

I hate you so much it makes me sick

It even makes me rhyme

I hate the way you are always right

I hate it when you lie

I hate it when you make me laugh

Even worse when you make me cry

I hate it that you're not around

And the fact you didn't call

And mostly I hate the way I don't hate you

Not even close, not even a little bit not even at all.

falltoofast @ 2003-03-31T02:43:00

2003-03-30T06:40:52Z

=Basics=

Name: ashleigh jade preston
Nickname: Jade, ash
Birthday: feb 3rd

=Now=

Current mood: tired
Current music: tv
Current taste: extra gum.
Current hair: tied up.
Current clothes: bikini top, jeans, chucks. SHUT UP ITS HOT
Current thing I ought to be doing: calling meliane about tomorrow.
Current windows open: hotmail, journal, aol, msn
Current desktop picture: just... green
Current favorite band: pennywise, bright eyes
Current book: where the heart is
Current cds in stereo: bright eyes
Current crush: joe
Current favorite celeb: britany murphy
Current hate: my family
Current job: record store

=The last time=

Last book you read: harry potter
Last movie you saw: american history x for the 647432096407th time last night
Last thing you had to drink: milkshake
Last time you showered: this morning
Last thing you ate: pasta

=Do I=

Do drugs?: yeah
Have sex?: maybe
Give oral sex?: ew. thats dirty
Receive oral sex?: yuck
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: nope
Play an instrument?: yes. guitar
Remember your first love?: always
Still love him/her?: yes
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: yep
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: yes
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: no
Consider love a mistake?: no
Have a favorite candy?: haha anything. im not fussy
Believe in astrology?: yes
Believe in magic?: not really
Believe in god?: umm?
Have any pets: 2 cats
Do well in school?: i try
Go to or plan to go to college: yeah
Have any piercings?: belly button and ears
Have any tattoos?: yes. 2
Hate yourself?: yes
Have an obsession?: yes
Have a secret crush?: uh huh
Do they know yet?: not sure
Have a best friend?: yes. joey <33
Close friends?: a couple
Wish on stars?: when i was like 5
Like your handwriting?: no
Care about looks?: not at all

=Love life=

First crush: haha. liam
First kiss: 6th grade
Single or attached?: both?
Ever been in love?: yes
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yes
Describe your ideal significant other: joey marshall <3

=Juicy stuff=

Have you ever been intoxicated?: yeah
Favorite place to be kissed? forehead
Are you a tease?: not purposly
Shy to make the first move?: yes

=Are you a=

Wuss: yes
Druggy: i used to be
Daydreamer: always
Freak: no
Dork: yes :(
Bitch: yes
Sarcastic: haha im never serious
Flirty: yeah

=Word association=

Rock: whale
Green: grass
Wet: dry
Cry: E.T
Peanut: shell
Hay: farmer
Cold: ice
Steamy: hot
Fast: cars
Freaky: amber
Rain: puddles
Bite: dirt
Suck: lolliepop
Blow: joey <3
Hard: wood

falltoofast @ 2003-03-30T04:31:00

2003-03-29T08:19:21Z

MetalMaziah: that's a big pic there lil lady
MetalMaziah: ohhh yea you can't type when your sending a pic can you?? =-O holy sheesh what to say, what do I say!?!?! ummm think quick what would batman do??? umm ok fuck batman, wonder woman... she'd say... ummm "here I come to save the day!!" no wait that was mighty mouse.. ummm ok superman... "by the power of grey skull!!" damn that was he-man wasn't it.. hey you ever thought about it... he-man was the 80's gay superhero... all he wore was boots and skimpy armor, enough to get any gay man aroused the signs are there, he-mans gay... but then again I think wonder woman was a lesbian too.. I mean she could kick any guys ass out there she was the bull dykes of lesbians man... amazon my ass she was 100% lesbian and she had the stuff to prove it too... ok this should give you enough to read while that HUGE pic uploads

falltoofast @ 2003-03-30T04:24:00

2003-03-29T08:12:47Z

Saw this personal ad on the front page of fuckedcompany.com and I think this was awesome. Rock it and Roll it. Every personal ad should come stamped with this. Reality sucks but its the truth!

"I can't guarantee that I can turn your life upside down. I can't promise that I will be faithful. I can't say that you're the one I want."

falltoofast @ 2003-03-30T03:59:00

2003-03-29T07:55:10Z

I wish certain people would fuck off and leave me the hell alone. I'm so tired of everyone I've been in contact with for the past few months. Everyone makes me want to vomit out my insides and rot this life away instead of being in contact with them. these people are full of complete shit. So I say with extreme pleasure fuck all of them, fuck you, and fuck your mother.

It's time for bed.

falltoofast @ 2003-03-30T03:51:00

2003-03-29T07:38:57Z

i love joey this much 427895698726487632nhfchfhuiow438290478392nvyr8290

he still loves me, even when im being selfish

falltoofast @ 2003-03-30T01:34:00

2003-03-29T05:26:45Z

who wants to play?? who want to play??

c'mon gimme a call

<3

falltoofast @ 2003-03-26T02:36:00

2003-03-25T06:28:44Z

1) do they have a 4th of Jul in England?
yes
2) How many birthdays does the average man have?
one
3) Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
all
4) In baseball, how many outs in an inning?
6
5) Can a california man legally marry his widows sister?
No. He's dead.
6) There are 3 apples. you take two. how many are left?
2. you took 2 so YOU have 2
7) Dive 30 by 1/2 and add 10. whats your answer
70. use a calculator
8) A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour. How long do the pills last?
1 hours. take one at 9, 9.30 and 10
9) A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop dead. How many sheep are left standing?
9
10) You have 3 coins. One is not a nickle. and it adds to 40 cents. What coins do you have?
dime nickle quater
11)How many members of each animal did moses take on the arc?
None. It was Noahs arc
12) A clerk in the butcher shop is 5"10. What does he weigh?
Meat.
13) How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12.

if you got:

0 = brain dead
1 - 3 = idiot
4 - 6 = slow
7 - 9 = normal
10 - 11 = above nomal
12 - 13 = genius

i took the time to write this out, so YOU WILL FILL IT IN :)

2003-03-24T06:23:39Z

if you do this ill tell you your score and the answers once your've done it

1) do they have a 4th of Jul in England?

2) How many birthdays does the average man have?

3) Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

4) In baseball, how many outs in an inning?

5) Can a california man legally marry his widows sister?

6) There are 3 apples. you take two. how many are left?

7) Dive 30 by 1/2 and add 10. whats your answer

8) A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour. How long do the pills last?

9) A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop dead. How many sheep are left standing?

10) You have 3 coins. One is not a nickle. and it adds to 40 cents. What coins do you have?

11)How many members of each animal did moses take on the arc?

12) A clerk in the butcher shop is 5"10. What does he weigh?

13) How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

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i would bend for you. 'till i broke says:
hey, if a turtle has no shell, is it homeless or naked??
For hours I tried to outrun the sun, tried to speak with a mouthful of blood. But still I'm choking on your tears says:
both

sadgirlslosex: hey, if a turtle has no shell, is it homeless or naked??
Eric Declares: it's both
Eric Declares: just like most homeless people

sadgirlslosex: hey, if a turtle has no shell, is it homeless or naked??
Xx it hurts: naked
sadgirlslosex: but its shell is its home....
Xx it hurts: nope. naked sounds funner

i would bend for you. 'till i broke says:
hey, if a turtle has no shell, is it homeless or naked??
you do or you dont or you will or wontcha... go downtown and eat it like a vulture says:
both, and its ugly too

THEodORExcOre: ummm
THEodORExcOre: naked.
sadgirlslosex: but its shell is its home.......
THEodORExcOre: i had a turtle who lived in a box
THEodORExcOre: i always thought of that as his home.
sadgirlslosex: lmao
sadgirlslosex: we had turtles at like kindergarten
THEodORExcOre: haha
THEodORExcOre: i had one in 8th grade
THEodORExcOre: the gardener stole him.

i would bend for you. 'till i broke says:
hey, if a turtle has no shell, is it homeless or naked??
Poisoned and Hopeless says:
homeless

lol omg i love these kids.

falltoofast @ 2003-03-24T04:56:00

2003-03-23T08:44:50Z

Hannah's coming over tomorrow.
she may bring Jason.

i'm being unfair on him. i'll stop.

god shit i love this song.

i taught myself the bass lines for three Anti-Pasti songs and one Cockney Rejects ones last night.
i'm so good.

falltoofast @ 2003-03-24T04:53:00

2003-03-23T08:43:13Z

Roy and I popped a chirstmas cracker. I'm wearing a pastel pink party hat and holding a hollow dice. I just got back from Victoria Park Market. Almost got my septum and/or labret pierced, unfortunately parent consent was needed. Though I did get to see a man get his tongue pierced. Bought a brace;et. Saw a cute boy with a mullet and a Casaulties studded jacket. Eating cherries. Cherry stains on 70 year old patato sack skirt. Never alowed to wear it again. Good mood now. Bad bad mood last night. Got my "punk" shirt. Teehee, it says "Punk It Up" in Sex Pistols letters with a safety pin drawn onto the corner. A split down each side, done up with 9 pins each. Atleast now i have some more pins. Maria told me I didn't have to wear it, I just had to stick it up on my walla so I can laugh uncontrolably at it. And oh, I will indeed.

I just had to have a play around with figuring out how to make pictures clickable, and I figured it out.

Thank you Sun, for coming out today and letting my sunbathe and get out of doing the dishes.

Thank you Sun for giving me nice tan line.

I still hate you.